To dork or not to dork.
That is the question on this, the 28th episode of Fear of a Dork Planet.
Whether tis nobler to be a Ziploc bag of human tears,
or to objectify pretty men beneath a holiday spruce.
Or to take up arms against Samuel L. Jackson and Keanu “Whoa!” Reeves!
Back that booty up into a nunnery, sit down and tune in. We’re sleeping and dreaming, rhyming and stealing, protesting’ too much and desecrating skulls all up in here.
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